Thursday, December 24, 2009
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Wednesday, November 11, 2009
Thursday, November 5, 2009
Tuesday, November 3, 2009
GOLDEN ARMS
Jason Lewis, behind the Scenes at Charisma Photo Shoot.
Others here:
http://www.hunkdujour.com/blog/archives/2009/11/wanna_wake_up_next_to_jason_lewisbehind_the_scenes_at_charisma_photo_shoot.asp
Others here:
http://www.hunkdujour.com/blog/archives/2009/11/wanna_wake_up_next_to_jason_lewisbehind_the_scenes_at_charisma_photo_shoot.asp
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model citizens
Friday, October 23, 2009
Thursday, October 22, 2009
The Complaints of a Penis
The Complaints of a Penis
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
I am willing to work any shift.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
Penis
The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated work area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave your workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct
protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not enough, you have been constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management"
I, the Penis, hereby request a raise in salary for the following reasons:
I do physical labour.
I work at great depths.
I plunge head first into everything I do.
I do not get weekends or holidays off.
I work in a damp environment.
I work in a dark workplace that has poor ventilation.
I work in high temperatures.
I am willing to work any shift.
My work exposes me to contagious diseases.
Sincerely,
Penis
The Response
Dear Penis:
After assessing your request, and considering the arguments you have raised, the administration rejects your request for the following reasons:
You do not work 8 hours straight.
You fall asleep after brief work periods.
You do not always follow the orders of the management team.
You do not stay in your designated work area and are often seen visiting other locations.
You do not take initiative, you need to be pressured and stimulated in order to start working.
You leave your workplace rather messy at the end of your shift.
You don’t always observe necessary safety regulations, such as wearing the correct
protective clothing.
You will retire well before you are 65.
You are unable to work double shifts.
You sometimes leave your designated work area before you have completed the assigned task.
And if that were not enough, you have been constantly entering and exiting the workplace carrying two suspicious-looking bags.
Sincerely,
The Management"
Wednesday, September 23, 2009
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Tuesday, September 22, 2009
HAVE A CROOKED ONE?
From here: Fuck Me with Your Crooked Dick
I've sucked once one like that. To bad the owner was a total fruitcake.
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x rated
Monday, September 21, 2009
Davin, Dyson & Zane, TagTeam
Davin, Dyson & Zane: TagTeam
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Find it here ( http://www.gay-torrents.net/torrent/99647)
(You might need to register but doesn't take long and it's free!)
A few days ago this little porn flick hit the net. Nowadays with so much porn going around, this doesn't seem very special. What fascinates me is discovering the guys in it, trying to imagine what's their story. I like the amateurish air of some of them. Once they become "gay porn stars" they loose it and they transform in this mechanical, emotionless, boring, meat fucking puppets. I mean take this big lump of meat from the far-right. I don't know if it's whether Davin ,Dyson or Zane. He moves so clumsy that you almost feel sorry for him but you can tell he's so much into it, he seems really excited about everything and that makes it so much fun to watch that the fact that he doesn't seem to know what to do with his arms doesn't matter. On the contrary, makes it very charming and there's a fresh look there that - no doubt - will be lost when they'll become "stars".
Find it here ( http://www.gay-torrents.net/torrent/99647)
(You might need to register but doesn't take long and it's free!)
Friday, September 18, 2009
Thursday, September 17, 2009
ROCKY BOAT
How inviting is this?
Drop in this lap and have the trip of your life snuggled at that big meaty chest with those big nipples to tease and held tight by those sun-kissed strong muscled arms?
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body parts
WET TORSO
There are days like this when I'm so tired that I can't even think about sex and I'm looking emotionless at dozens of penises and I see nothing exciting, doesn't cause any reaction down there. But then I find something like this beautiful creation and suddenly I'm breathless.
Labels:
body parts
Friday, September 11, 2009
Thursday, September 10, 2009
SOOO TIRED...
Just finished another week of 12 hour shifts. Hope to have 3 days off. One is almost over. And then Sunday start again.
Tuesday, August 25, 2009
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